Why Chivalry Is Better Than War Of The Roses

Here are five reasons why Chiv is better than WotR.

1) Chiv makes the arrow in the knee meme obsolete.

Talk about composure in a high speed chase.

 2) Everyone in the game is very friendly.

Just wave back and keep walking.

3) No health and safety red tape to stifle your creativity.

[Almost wrote a penis joke here]. 

4) If you're ever bored (which is doubtful), you can deconstruct yourself by pressing F10.

[Almost wrote a Derrida joke here]. 

5) You're never alone. The omniscient Nipple In The Sky is always watching your every move. And judging you.

I kid you not, this is a permanent feature of every map. 

May your blunt weapon of choice be swifter than that of your opponents who are of dubious heritage and questionable social standing!