1) Chiv makes the arrow in the knee meme obsolete.
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| Talk about composure in a high speed chase. |
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| Just wave back and keep walking. |
3) No health and safety red tape to stifle your creativity.
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| [Almost wrote a penis joke here]. |
4) If you're ever bored (which is doubtful), you can deconstruct yourself by pressing F10.
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| [Almost wrote a Derrida joke here]. |
5) You're never alone. The omniscient Nipple In The Sky is always watching your every move. And judging you.
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| I kid you not, this is a permanent feature of every map. |
May your blunt weapon of choice be swifter than that of your opponents who are of dubious heritage and questionable social standing!
